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WEEK SEVEN 3/2/09

2009-02-26T14:15:00.001-08:00

Hey sorry about the delay today everyone, was kind of busy and to be honest the material was scant this week. Anyways hope you enjoy, get the word out about this.
ciao, TB

10. "OMG THERE IS NO FREE FACEBOOK BOOK GIFT AND SHE IS PISSED."

9. "i got learned , srry schooled. little boys like to dance the girl. and as a caveat we like to say butt. as much as piossible."

8. is "gettin ready to take a monster dump....I know, sounds weird, but hey! Everyone does it, Im just open about it ;)."

7. is "thinking that some people are crazy stupid and need to get liives of thier own before I kick their ass."

6. says "for those of you Who Judge me. Keep Judging. Untill you have the guts to tell me who you are or what u think. They will just fall on Deaf Ears."

5. "I love her with every part of my heart i want you with me ill be with you soon im never giving up baby."

4. is "lovin the BITCH who is claiming to be mental to get out of paying child support for her own daughter! Talking about "its good news for me"!"

3. is "definitely sure that Erin is a slutface..."

2. is "wondering what makes her think i wont bitch smack her ass... punk ass ppl."

1. says "What can I do to stop this madness inside Should I go out? Should I stay at home? Just the thought of you with another guy Makes me go insane inside."

WEEK SIX 2/23/09

2009-02-16T23:01:00.001-08:00

10. is "like dreams do come true...the guy i always dreamed off is in my life and i love him to death!!!Te amo mi amorshito!!!"

9. is "fuck it...i got one shot....time to get real..fuck the haters..this is my time to shine."

8. "money sucks I'd rather get paid in crab Rangoon and thick cut bacon!"

7. "Fucked up, probably... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

6. "One day i every thing will work out and i will have my place and you will have yours.... In my arms."

5. is "disappointed that Brian is cheating!"

4. "just saw 3 beautiful girls come into homers and asked if there was any Saturday night bingo going on. And yet again I didn't talk to them.."

3. "taking Hayley Wagner & Lexi Vaughan to prom, JUSTIN THRONBRUGH is an animal (in and outside the bed), & i'm having a slumber party with Hayley on Saturday :]."

2. is "seriously pissed about the naked roommate thing. Knock it off, Matt and Dylan. I'm not kidding."

1. is "diving deep... If I don't come up for awhile don't worry I'm just buried in my bible. :)."

WEEK FIVE 2/16/09

2009-02-12T00:07:00.000-08:00

10. is "trying to understand how a guy can start dating another girl three days after breaking up with another."

9. is "get off K-State's nuts right now."

8. "Yay I finally found my missing ear ring from my favorite pair. I defintiely learned my lesson. Put my shit up from now on!!!"

7. " never thought it would come to this. Maybe it's suicide by small increments."

6. is "contemplating running today or waiting till tomorrow. Getting in shape is stupid! Why can't lypo be more affordable!?"

5. "with google coming out with activesync support for gcal and gcontacts i'm thinking the nuevasync guys are scrambling."

4. "don't f* with my family!"

3. "hates fake bitches.."

2. is "a piece of shit."

1. "wants 4 attractive guys to get in a fight over whether or not she's a good kisser! lol. Long story."

WEEK FOUR 2/9/09

2009-02-02T17:26:00.001-08:00

10. "Confused and sad and worthless and helpless and distracted and wrong and hated and misunderstood andtortured and tormented and used and wishful and disorrented."

9. is "apologizing to the people who tried talking to her on facebook chat. Not ignoring you, just left my facebook up. Love you, bye!"

8. "I'm happy...yeah, I'm happy - I got my baby back."

7. is "shopping Pottery Barn while hubby is at work . . . I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!!!"

6. is "like WTF!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!"

5. is "shit faced last night = bad day..."

4. "everytime I see them post a bulletin about going on tour tomorrow I think of how it could've been"

3. "He swear he knew what I was doing while he was at work. HAHA! Always accusing me of cheating!"

2. is "ready to SALE SALE SALE!!!!!!! It's a new month thank god!!!"

1. is "like WOW What a night!!! It was worth chasing her down last night cause it made it a very good night!!!"

WEEK THREE 2/2/09

2009-01-27T23:37:00.001-08:00

Ok I have to preface this a bit. It is really hard for me not to write what I think when I read these things (especially this week's #1 WTF???). I just honestly don't understand what people are thinking when they type some of these things. Anyways I'd like to get more feedback, like what you think when you read a particular one. So yeah be sure to tell your friends.

WEEK THREE 2/2/09

10. "entire goal in status updating is to wind up on TB's Top 10 List."
9. "has the biggest hangover she's ever had in her life, and she didn't even drink last night. Nope! Neighbors just kept me up till 1am. Love opening at work!"
8. "does not know how she feels about this particular color of nail polish. Thank God for winter time and closed-toe shoes!"
7. "wants to die and end this pain, everynight i'm alone i feel so much hurt."
6. "never thought he'd be the one asking you to never go away."
5. is "sad...is waiting on the heartbeat that you've stolen from me, waiting on a heartbeat thats making me feel empty.."
4. "just smoked an absurd amount of weed."
3. "has been forced to go to church. She thinks she may burst into flames. Uuggghhhhhhhhh."
2. is "not demented. F*** guidence counslers."
1. "knows he has the hottest and the most caringest girlfriend ever!!!!!!!! or equal to Aunt Peggy and Momma Bear."

WEEK TWO 1/26/09

2009-01-21T21:46:00.000-08:00

10. is "questioning his sexuality."
9."spent most of the day thinking about his future wife and wanting to meet her already."
8. is "we got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin off!"
7. is "dreaming about busting VTEC and Reving to 9000 RPMS!! I SO CAN'T WAIT!!!!"
6. is "hungover, boyfriendless, and piiiiissed off! Bad bad day!"
5. is "abortions! abortions! everyone now! abortions! all around the world! abortions...idiots."
4. is "getting his butterfinger on."
3. "just hit the 'rewind' button, 'erase', and is starting the tape all over again."
2. "wants you to know that if you feel depressed, then welcome to my world."
1. "There's nothing more that I need to say, I just want to be yours at the end of every day... So I can close my eyes, and just let you hold me."

WEEK ONE 1/19/09

2009-01-18T01:01:00.000-08:00

OK here it is, I had about 2 days to get this one ready so hopefully next week's is better. Ciao

WEEK ONE 1/19/09

10. is "shocked that she's actually updated her status two days in a row!!!! whoa baby!"
9. is "you said i'd never be able..."
8. is "crying his eyes out. because he misses her"
7. is "Playing Guitar Hero world tour. And eating bacon."
6. is "why do I always get my heart back in pieces? :("
5. is "saying goodbye makes me cry...cuz I don't know when ill get to say hello again..."
4. 's "teeth really hurt for some odd reason...thank god I'm not drinking tonight."
3. is "I don't need you and guess what, I'm having more fun and now that we're done i'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool..."
2. is "Hanging with grant and Alex. wondering why people are so Blind about Billy."
1. is "one hour til I'm finally effing legal!! :) Let's go get a drink!!!"

Something we can all agree on.

2009-01-18T00:33:00.000-08:00

Ok so here's the deal. I am sure myself as well as you have noticed how "personal" and "open" some facebook status' can be. As a result I figured that as long as we have to know who's heart was broken or the nights praise reports, there might as well be a "TOP 10 list" if you will. The "TOP 10" will be posted every monday so be sure to bookmark and check back then. I hope you can enjoy these. Maybe you can vote for your favorite of the week or something. I am sure they will get better as time goes on. Ciao

TB

Also pardon any cuss's or anything of that nature and...
If one of these ends up being one of yours I guess you will think twice before you "update" next time??????